Our local paper is published 2 times a week and takes about 15 minutes to read cover to cover. In order to add something to the "news" I look for the humorous items. Several years ago there was a letter to the editor from a man who wanted the paper to issue a correction. In a story about the man it was stated that he had been sentenced to 5 years when the sentence was actually 7 years. I suppose he wanted to make sure no one planned a welcome back party 2 years too early.
So today I was reading the paper and saw an ad in the Lost and Found section. The ad was for a lost dog. My mother has a dog who has all of the negative attributes of my ex-husbands. I thought about the add I might place if he were lost.
MISSING-male Miniature Pincer, shorter that he will admit. He answers to nothing and does what he wants. He believes that the world is his urinal and that every thing is about him. He barks and growls at anything and expects everyone to jump to do his bidding. He is demanding ,unappreciative and expects your undivided attention.
If you find him, Good Luck. This ad has been placed anonymously and was paid for with an
untraceable money order.
Happy New Year!
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